Things I WOULD Wish Upon My Enemies Part II

Part I here. A couple of these were taken from or inspired by the comments from the first version in this thread. Comments for Part II here.
Alt-Text: I bet your going to tell me that using you're incorrectly on the internet isn't that bad. Well your wrong. The internet mob can be you're worst nightmare when making that little typo. So watch you're back or your gonna be sorry.