The Only Reason We've Survived

This morning I threw a book at a spider.  He calmly dodged it and proceeded to just sit there as if nothing happened.  Didn't seem upset or anything.  I quickly felt embarrassed that I had overreacted like that towards such a peaceful little critter.  So I guess we all know who the jerk of this story is.  Yeah. That kid who drew a penis on my lunchbox in the 3rd grade.  Comments/Discussion
Alt-Text: A spider/elephant hybrid would be the end of the world as we know it.