This morning I threw a book at a spider. He calmly dodged it and proceeded to just sit there as if nothing happened. Didn't seem upset or anything. I quickly felt embarrassed that I had overreacted like that towards such a peaceful little critter. So I guess we all know who the jerk of this story is. Yeah. That kid who drew a penis on my lunchbox in the 3rd grade. Comments/Discussion
Alt-Text: A spider/elephant hybrid would be the end of the world as we know it.