I could spend the next several minutes discussing how my diet is technically vegetarian and that I can't use that term anymore, because it's meaning has evolved to include dairy products, when, in fact, vegetarians that consume dairy and eggs are technically ovo-lacto-vegetarians, but then your eyes will gloss over and you'll think I'm a crazy person. You're not even reading this anymore. I hate you.
Alt-Text: 'No one cares about your sad story, vegan.'
