So wait, were Dash and Violet named AFTER their birth? How else would they have known one was fast, and the other could make purple forcefields? Head ASPLODE...
Julie writes in to say "Jack-Jack alludes to his powers too: jack of all trades."
Max writes in to say "I contend that Violet was so named by Pixar...because she is a Shrinking Violet..."
Jack-Jack fakes his death in the Israeli special forces to pursue life as a hair stylist in New York City.