Public service message from the good people at the Doghouse Diaries: Go to college. Eat Ramen. Play frisbee.
Edit: Someone wrote in and brought to our attention that someone from reddit had posted an almost identical piece before ours: http://i.imgur.com/4Ei8Q.png –Wow. Not sure how you explain that wasn’t a copy but we salute you, redditor for beating us to the punch.