Pro Tip: Don't pretend to have a secret just so your significant other will follow you around asking you about it, because when she finds out she'll hit you on the head with an empty water bottle.
Alt-Text: 'What'd they talk about?' 'She wouldn't tell me. I assume it was mostly about how awesome I am.'
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Ice Dispenser Engineering Manual
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The Science of Dogs
When It Is Acceptable To Take A Selfie
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