Last night I had a date with a girl who had a superpower. That superpower was being very good at avoiding talk of a second date.
Okay let's be honest here. I write for a webcomic. I didn't have a date. But I did meet a girl who didn't give me her phone number.
Alright, alright. I didn't meet a girl last night. But I did watch a firefly marathon. Score!
Alt-Text: 'You know what, Jim?................ I'm sorry I ever doubted you.'