One day I will actually call someone and coordinate outfits. Then when someone asks if we called each other to coordinate I will say, "yes, yes we did." But then they won't believe me and will walk away thinking I'm a sarcastic jerk. I'll spend the rest of the day trying to convince them that we really did call each other, but they won't want to hear it. They'll ask to transfer departments because they don't want to work with me and I'll be stuck working overtime until we fill the position. On second thought, it's just not worth it.
Alt-Text: There's only so many colors. I imagine the chances of wearing the same color shirt on the same day as someone else on the planet are quite high.
