Q: Why are your comics so funny?
A: Glad you asked, Mom.
Q: My girlfriend is really upset with me, can you guys give me girl advice?
A: Which one of our comics lead you to believe we were a good choice for this question?
Q: Boxers or briefs?
A: You know I really don’t think that’s any of your man-thongs.
Q: Are any of your comics from personal experiences?
A: Raf once ate a 50 ft donut, Will talked to a girl about his feelings once, and Ray is actually the Monopoly Guy.
Q: Which one of you is the best looking?
A: That ones easy. Definita af aF^Wfal@jw(
Q: Why did you guys decide to start a web comic?
A: We actually started as a dating advice service. People laughed at our advice :(
Q: If you were stranded on a desert island…
A: Stop right there. Flapjacks. Am I right?
Q: Does this site help you get girls?
A: If by girls you mean guys who ask us if we get girls then yes. And we get A LOT.
Q: What do you mean web-comics are the answer to global warming?
A: You heard me.
Q: Are you gonna eat that?
Q: Have you guys done a lot of traveling around the world?
A: Let’s see. There’s London, Sao Paolo, New Delhi, Hong Kong, Cape Town, Sydney, Tokyo, Jakarta, Moscow, Buenos Aires, Paris… We think that’s a pretty good list. But we’ve just been to Phoenix … and South Dakota.
Q: Are any of the questions on your FAQ board real?
Q: So is that question going to be the only real one you post?
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Too many variables here. The age, sex, chucking speed, and mental health of the woodchuck must all be factored in. There’s also the species of tree, time of day, the reason for which the woodchuck is chucking, if there’s a female woodchuck watching (you’d be surprised), if the measurements are taken in Florida or Ohio, and probably most obviously, where the woodchuck sees himself in five years.
Q: Does this make me look fat?
A: No. Wow, you stretched that out pretty good.